December 6, 2012

  • Why I'm Pro-Union

    I know it's useless to pour my heart out. I know that one right to work bill has completely passed, the second is half passed and both are headed for the governor's desk next week, where they will be signed (as I knew they would be, even before he promised such). Michigan is headed down a nasty, icy slope and only ten Republicans give a flying fuck. But since the Republicans hold the majority in both houses, even ten conscientious gentlemen aren't going to save things. But I want to share my story anyway.


    My father retired in 2003 after nearly thirty-five years with General Motors and he had union support all the way. Given the state of the country before the first union was founded, I have to wonder what kind of conditions my father would've endured without the UAW, especially when I consider that he started at GM in 1969. Back then, he was a mere eighteen years old and safety standards were a lot different. Not only does my father make most of his living off the pension that the UAW and GM agreed upon at some point in his career, but the healthcare that the union bargained for is ensuring that he can afford the doctor's appointments and medications he needs to fight off mid-stage rheumatoid arthritis and advanced fibromyalgia. I'm willing to bet that ninety-nine percent of the Republicans that voted for the right to work bill have never even heard of fibromyalgia, much less experienced it. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy...without medication, fibromyalgia causes terrible pain (enough to drive my father--who rarely cries--to tears at least once in the last fifteen years) and debilitating fatigue.

    Where would I be without the UAW? I wouldn't have a house to live in, because GM might not have given my father a fair wage that enabled him to buy this house. Without a union, General Motors might not have agreed to help its employees with legal issues; which means my father would've likely had trouble getting out of his mentally and emotionally damaging marriage to my mother, because he wouldn't have had the benefit of a company-provided attorney. I suffer from IBS, panic disorder and clinical depression.  Without the medical benefits I received until earlier this year (which the UAW certainly bargained for), I wouldn't have been able to afford doctor visits, therapy or medication. Thanks to the agreements the UAW made with General Motors, my father was able to send me to Pine Rest Christian Hospital last fall when my depression was at its worst and I was ready to check in. I never thought about it until this very moment, but I think in a way, the UAW saved my life--without Pine Rest, I would surely be buried in Needmore Cemetery right now, not celebrating thirteen months free of suicidal thoughts.

     

    So you can tell me that unions are full of nothing but bloodsucking, mindless, soulless freaks. You can tell me that right to work will bring more jobs to Michigan, because it will make us seem like a corporate-friendly state. But as I live and breathe, you cannot tell me for ONE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING SECOND that unions have not only saved my life, but they've given me a life to live.

September 19, 2012

  • Competing with...Myself?

    I guess this was bound to happen. You put two horses in the same race and you're certain to end up competing with yourself at some point. *shakes her head*

    Early on, it was no problem. MAS were so far down that we weren't anywhere near Chris, and I figured that by the time we got up that far, he'd continue to slowly sink and we wouldn't have an issue passing him.

    Not quite.

    Last night I was neck-and-neck...with myself. MAS occupied the 33rd spot and Chris the 32nd. I thought, "Hey...we just need a little cheering here and we'll be up and over Chris in no time! (And he'll stay there or keep sinking, so I don't have to worry about getting in trouble with the administrators for having two candidates running.)"

    No, that didn't do it, either.

    I don't remember where Chris was when I woke up this morning, but MAS has stayed firmly in 33rd all day and Chris has risen back to 26th as of this writing.

    Em...what?!

    I guess, as with any race, you have to wait until the results truly come in before you can decide who's going to come out the winner. Obviously, at 26-33 (with a week to go), neither of my teams are going to make it this round.

    But the next race? The next race should be interesting...

September 12, 2012

  • Charity Begins...in Miami

    They say "charity begins at home", but I really think charity begins in Las Vegas, heads over to an unidentified location somewhere between Oklahoma and Portland (Oregon, not Michigan) and lands squarely in Miami, where it--by all rights--probably should've been in the first place.

     

    Confused yet?

     

    I found out about the Celebrity Charity Challenge through Val, who was raising money for the Zelzah Shriners (I'm going to guess that's his local Shriners chapter) and, friend that I am, I got on board once I understood what was going on. Then I understood a little more and realized that the superfan gets to meet his/her celebrity automatically and I had a one in Goddess-knows-how-many chance of being selected to be the fan that gets to come along...and I guess I was jealous. (Well, that and he's not so high on the list of "Guys I Have the Hots For" anymore...) So I moved along.

    Next, I decided to go after Chris Kane. I know the Kaniacs are a strong bunch and I chose the Susan G. Komen Foundation, knowing that he'd donated to them before and that SGKF was one of the most visible breast cancer charities out there. It worked for a while...we actually got up to 17th place. But then Labor Day came around and I guess people stopped voting or the other celebrities got more people to vote or something, because we slowly started sinking. And it was annoying,  because not only is Chris freaking hot, but I wanted to win...and I think I wanted to trample all over Val and the other celebrities, too. (Good sportswoman, aren't I? HA!) So I jumped ship again.

    (Side Note: Here's a promo I shot with my webcam for "Kaniacs4theCure". It'll give you an idea of what I've been getting into.)

     

    Why did I pick the Miami All Stars as my celebrities? I...don't know. That's a very good question! I just know that as soon as I started getting annoyed, I started thinking that if I changed, I wanted the All Stars to be the recipients of my generosity. The next thing I knew, I was tweeting Sean and texting him and...it blossomed from there!

    Sean and two other All Stars, Kat and Joey are the chief organizers for the group and they also have their own webshow, The Say What Show. Last night, the three of them got together and brainstormed while I was up here in Michigan, staring off into space in my paralegal class. (Sounds like they had more fun!) Anyway, the starting point is going to be a promotion fest on Twitter with the Miami All Stars, the Untouchables and probably every member of Dancetown that they can get to tweet along with them. (We just have to get past Thursday, so we can get the full "dance power" in our corner! Go Untouchables!) The three of them are also going to work together to create a promo video (which I imagine will probably appear on SWS) for our cause (Miami-Dade Special Olympics, if you haven't seen it on Twitter) and they're even going to interview me via Skype. (Glad I got my hair cut and colored today...can't imagine appearing for my big interview looking scruffy! *chuckle*)

    The rest is a little more tenuous. Sean's supervisor is on the Special Olympics board and they're going to have a meeting tomorrow morning, so he'll try to bring it up then. Hopefully, the board will get involved and make their own promos, and it could even get as big (if I understand correctly) as stories on the local news and maybe even in the Miami Herald! (Yes, I have been to Florida...how can you tell? xD )

    That not good enough? Okay, how about: before getting on America's Got Talent, the first telegenic couple Dancetown produced (D'Angelo and Amanda) appeared on Paula Abdul's Live to Dance and won. Since then, Paula has been crazy for the Miami All Stars and the Untouchables (I've seen the retweets) and they seem to have a connection with her...so it might only take one little phone call and Paula Abdul and all her Twitter followers will be on our team like that! *snaps her fingers* (Never really been interested in her, but I know darn well she has Star Power [like Michael Jackson, one friend said], so she would be a Very Valuable Asset. The other teams will be toast!)

     

     

    Stay tuned, my loves...the best is yet to come!

June 21, 2012

  • Life on the Run

    @TheCrowandPheonix has been blogging like crazy and I...have not.

    So. Something must be done about that.


    When last we left our heroine, she was embarking on an intrepid (potential) career, the likes of which she had never attempted before.

    Yeah. Like that worked out!

    I'm not going to go into the details. Too painful. Too annoying. Too...I don't know...is redundant the right word?

    Let's fast forward to where I'm working at my favorite Chinese restaurant and only have ten calendar days left before I've been there a month.

     

    I have a love-hate relationship with my job, but my mom tells me that's normal. (I figure as long as the "love level" is 50% or better, I'm in business. It's when it drops down to forty-nine that I'm in trouble.)

    I'll be the first to admit that my boss isn't easy to work for. In fact, I'd wager that if I hadn't been eating at the restaurant for about twenty-three years¹ before starting, loved the food, the atmosphere and everything else, I wouldn't have the "armor" it takes to work for Ms. H. Somehow, even when she's being strict(ish) or disagreeable, I always seem to know just when to shut up and stop trying to get her on my side. And I know it's not just me--S quit yesterday, because he felt like Ms. H was nitpicking him to death and even C asked me last weekend if I was okay² after Ms. H was disagreeable about something. (I gather I had [to use something my mother said once], "clouded up" and looked like I was "about to rain".) But so far, the only tears I've shed have been at home, over the stress of the job in general. (I think the bulk of the stress comes from the fact that--in addition to two weekdays--I work Friday through Sunday and even though the weekend slows down day by day, it still tends to wear to me to a frazzle.)

    I have a partner, D, for weekends; but D tends to put her leisure activities (especially her boyfriend) over showing up for work, so I'm often alone. (Which doubtlessly contributes to my stress levels.) Ms. H doesn't seem to care...in fact, last night, she seemed envious of the kind of man D had landed!

    And somehow...somehow, in the melee of all the jobs I've ever been in, I managed to attract the attention of not one, but two guys! G is easy on the eyes, but quickly goes over the top with flirting--always calling me mamacita, making kissy faces and saying that he loves me. (It's amazing that some of the other guys in the kitchen haven't tattled on him/us, to be honest.) About the time he began to crank it extremely high, I noticed F. I'm not sure if F had paid much attention to me before, but I kind of wiggled my way into his good graces. Last night, after I walked out, he actually came out from the kitchen entrance, walked around the building and came to say goodbye to me! I thought he might hug me or even kiss me, but he settled for shaking my hand (safe move!) and asked me for my number. I gave him my cell and landline and told him he could text when he asked, but so far, nothing. (I feel like a lovesick little schoolgirl waiting for him to text. And I'm not even crazy for him!)


    I am so good at putting writing projects on hold, it's not funny.

     

    Last November, I put Breathless on hold for a prequel to The Blessing Way, called Broken Road.

    I got tired of Broken Road earlier this year (and was getting frustrated), so I went back to Breathless.

    That only lasted a few weeks before I wrote a fan fiction piece called League of Lost Souls.

    No sooner had I finished that, then I started the push to finish what I needed for my poetry anthology, entitled Barefoot on the Couch.

    Until the other day, I was plugging away on the anthology. I had placed all the accompanying photos, decided which ones warranted notes/explanations, had written the first few notes pages...and then I decided to take a giant leap and release Meet Ophelia to the general public. (I think it was inspired by a dream I had the other night...which kind of gave me fuel for a sequel...but I am so far from that, it's not even funny!)

    About the time I re-uploaded Meet Ophelia and was ready to re-release it, I decided to release Broken Road the way I'd written it, only with some minor corrections and in paperback.

     

    So that's where I am now...formatting Broken Road for paperback (and later, Kindle) while I wait for my brain to churn out the last few paragraphs needed for the epilogue (or to decide that I can leave it where I was when I left off a few months ago).

    That done, I'll go back and finish Barefoot on the Couch and format that for hardcover and Kindle and publish both of those editions.

    Then (and this is only a maybe), I will finally be able to finish my massive revision of Breathless and try to get it to a traditional publisher!

     

     

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    ¹ A customer tried to tell me today that I was too young to have been eating at my workplace for twenty-three years. I said, "I'm twenty-six. My parents started taking me here when I was three or four." (She admitted that I looked about twenty!) When I mentioned that to another customer, she said, "So basically, you've been here your whole life." I'd never thought of it that way, but yes. Yes, I have.

    ² Not too long ago, after Ms. H said something to me, C had a moment and asked, "What did she say to you?" My (honestly) bewildered reply: "When? Ms. H tells me so many things in one day, I can't remember them all!"

May 26, 2012

  • A Warning from the National Intelligence Agency
    Kitra Vilhuelvier, Director

     

    Escaped Inmate -- To Be Considered Armed and Extremely Dangerous

    Roberts, E.A.

     

     

    The National Intelligence Agency, Los Angeles Field Office (NIA-LA) released an escaped inmate alert on Saturday, May 26, 2012 at 17:00 Pacific Daylight Time. The inmate in question, Eric Anthony Roberts, known to his friends and colleagues as "Eric", was last seen in the custody of Supervisory Special Agent Eliza Roberts on Friday, May 25, 2012 at 23:47 Pacific Daylight Time. Roberts has been under the supervisory special agent's personal supervision since August 16, 1992, although he has been occasionally seen in the care of NIA-LA Special Agent Emma Roberts since February 10, 2009.

     

    Supervisory Special Agent Roberts has provided us with the following security stills of her missing inmate:

      

    This escape is not an isolated incident--Roberts's last reported escape was on March 3, 2009, seen here:

     

    Roberts's known associates are Keaton Simons (NIA-LA profile here) and Morgan Simons (NIA-LA profile here).

     

    Roberts is not to be confused with Julia Fiona Roberts (in detention at the August-Osage County Correctional Facility, under the supervision of John Wells), or Lisa Roberts-Gillan, who is on extended probation with Detective-Sergeant Tony Gillan.

     

     

    Roberts is to be considered armed and extremely dangerous and should not be approached unless absolutely necessary. If you see Eric Anthony Roberts, please contact Supervisory Special Agent Eliza Roberts or Special Agent Emma Roberts immediately; or contact your local authorities.

     

     

     

     

    The National Intelligence Agency Thanks You for Your Cooperation